Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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You came to the right person.
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