I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
is wine microwaveable?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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