i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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