The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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