Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
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The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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