Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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