it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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