Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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