It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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