They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
