oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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