So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
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