i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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