I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
smell my finger.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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