Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
did you just send me my own nude
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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