chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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