I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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