Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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