I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
someone threw a dead crab at me
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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