I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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