I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
