Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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