i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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