She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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