We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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