My hand turned me down
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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