the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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