She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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