I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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