So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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