I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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