Whod you bang
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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