That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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