from now on my penis is your penis
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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