I wanna bring you to show and tell
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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