im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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