Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You're breaking my sexual little heart
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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