I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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