I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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