why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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