Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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