Swine flu. Run for my life!
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
the raccoons are back...
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