she is the kim kardashian of front butts
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
40s are totally the cure
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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