is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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