I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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