I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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