I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
