how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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