I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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