You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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