shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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