I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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