i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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