just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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