David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
