Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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