I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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