whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
i believe in u and ur pee
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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