man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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