So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
