She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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