She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize