i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
as a side note pls kill me
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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