Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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